Gropage

4/11/2011 There's an old man form Africa who comes in and hangs out behind the bar. He spends his entire evening groping the bartenders. Normally, this would be unacceptable, but I overheard them talking about how they screw him over on his tab every day. Quid pro quo Clarice. Moral: Don't grope bartenders and assume it's free. I don't think this qualifies as prostitution as much as it connotates revenge. Moral #2: If you have deep pockets, grope the shit out of bartenders. This bar is almost empty on a Monday night. There's actually less distractions here than my apartment. Not only am I actually getting homework done, but I got a free beer from the nice girl behind the counter. Girl at the pharmacy the other day: "I was too immature to use condoms back then." Chances are your mother was too friend.