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This site is designed to capture the innane ramblings of intelligent, albeit slightly intoxicated people. Some of the greatest ideas are conceived on barstools, and are subsequently lost on the way home. It is our aim to see that the world is no longer deprived of bar room genius. So, we've taken to bringing a notebook and pen along with us when we hit the watering hole. The following is an exact account of these experiences. They range from poetic musings to recounts of events that can only happen in an establishment of ill repute.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Grabow Visit= Good Quotes Taken way out of Context

3/25/11 Josh- "Paul, you're one of my oldest and best friends. So, in the future, if you're wondering what I might think about this situation, this is the answer. 'You screwed the pooch, but it doesn't change a damn thing. Stay frosty brother.'" A man keeps coming back to the bar tonight. He's been banned for skipping out on his check several months ago. What do you have to do wrong in your life to be banned from a neighborhood bar for life? What does this man regret when he wakes up in the morning? What could he have been? What was replaced by his impressive 50 somehting beer gut? Paul- "Oh, the things I would do to that girl..." Josh- "What gawk impotently?" Paul- "Yeah, pretty much." Paul- "If you started a fight with some dude wearing glasses who looked like a girl, I'd back you up and fight his girlfriend." Kendra the barkeep- "Everyone here is retarded." Josh- "The inability to be wrong is worse than being wrong." Josh- "I'd rather get to the end with a good record and find I've been wrong than the other way around." Paul- "I'd rather F you up in the parking lot than the other way around."
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